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PostSubject: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:32 pm

les: They have to be nerdy, like the ones below.


Let’s play some Balloon fighter, whoever wins gets to be on top. I’ll be forfeiting btw!

You know what would be erotic? If you watched me paint my Warhammer figures while I’m naked!

Baby I’ll let you read my Thunder Cats fan fiction, ALL NIGHT LONG!

Be careful, my analog stick is sensitive!

If you won't be there I'll be doing single-player then.

Jiggle physics ftw!

So what nerdy pick-up lines can you do?

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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:23 pm

*Insert attempt by Dragon-Head to get a girl here*
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:58 pm

You be the Witch, and I'll be the Smoker.

Skittles knows what I mean by that.
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:05 pm

Those clothes look good on you, but they'd look even better hung up on my replica suit of armor!
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:13 pm

Wait, did this really need to be stickied?
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:09 am

Tranced wrote:
You be the Witch, and I'll be the Smoker.

Skittles knows what I mean by that.

I take it you remember that rule 34 pic I showed you...
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:45 am

I'll show you my immovable rod if you show me your portable hole!

What's a nice wench like you doing in a place like this?

Let's roll to see who gets to be on top.

When I say I wanna go medieval on your ass, I mean it literally.

You're so hot I bet you score 18 Charisma.

Do you have any Atlantean in you? No? Want some?

You know that +3 Elfin Chainmail you're wearing makes me so hot.

Is that a dagger in your codpiece, or are you just happy to see me?

Want to touch Bumberfell's Ever-Growing Wand?

I'm a 19th Level Druid, babe. Ever slept with a legend before?

Sometimes I wear tight leather armor, too.

You know, I can introduce you to Merlin. We go way back.

What say we divide the booty?

Your eyes are greener than Orc snot, baby.

I'm a wizard. Want to see me make your clothing disappear?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but aren't you Xena?

There's a party in your boots and your leggings are invited down.

Your breasts are larger than the heads of the two goblins I slayed last night.

I may only be a halfling thief baby, but good things come in small packages.

I'm a leprechaun. Make a wish and blow on it.

You know, they don't call me Dungeon Master for nothing.

I may be a halfling, but we get a size bonus to a bunch of things

Hey, wanna play Hide The Phylactry?

Baby, you must have that Endurance feat, 'cuz you been runnin' through my dreams all night....

You must've laced my drink with a love potion because the enamored effect sure is kicking in

I saw you standing there, so I picked a fight with two hill giants. Now I'm tender all over, just for you.

I memorized charm person 20 times today. You're bound to fail once, so why don't you make this easy on yourself and have a drink with me

You must have a basilisk's gaze. Please don't take that the wrong way; I'm just saying that a part of me just failed its save versus petrification

How many ranks do you have in sense motive? None? Excellent. My name is..... unimportant, and I'd like to buy you a nice, friendly drink

If you didn't have such a high AC, I'd hit that.

Are you a high-level cleric? 'Cause you look absolutely divine.

Yeah, I'm a bard...I can Perform all night. Let me take 20 and I'll prove it to you

I've got this really cool spell to show you...c'mere, it's Range: Touch

I'm a wizard, but I'll let you hold my staff

Baby, what's your Level Adjustment, 'cause you're no Random Encounter

I have proficiency with all my weapons...

Are you into kinky things, because I have 20 ranks in Use Rope

How about we go back to my house so you can master my dungeon

I've never heard it called that, but sure, I've got a "bastard sword, " I'd love to have you use it two-handed.

I use psionics, I can undress you with my mind. Save me the trouble and undress for me, will you?

To hell with the dialogue, I'll just take 10 on my Diplomacy check.

You want some XP?

I have weapon focus(Pick-up Lines). That means I'm +1 to hit on you

You can't be more than level 3. No, no - that's a good thing. It means your 18 charisma is natural, and that I've caught you flat-footed, so I can sweep you off your feet without drawing an attack of opportunity

I was already raised once today, but when you walked in it happened again

Yes, it's a two-handed weapon. And it has reach!

Tieflings always get the most tail

No need to roll for initiative hun, I'll always let you go first

So do those get flanking bonuses?

I know my description says 'outsider' but I'd rather be 'insider' if you know what I mean.

Want to see my golf bag o' weapons? I've got a Medium +1 keen rapier wit, a Small +2 vorpal longsword to cut off any objections, and a Large +5 skillful greatsword to...you get the idea.

I'm True Neutral- I go both ways

I'm an elf, the experince of 600 years and the vitality of 20

30 heads of state want me to be hung, and all 30 of their wives know I already am.
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:00 am

To many D&D ones, gotta come up with some others.

Wanna see my Pocket Monster?

Do you know what a ground pound feels like?

I'll give you my friend code/gamer-tag and you give me your phone number.

I have a +69 staff of Penetration, want to see it?

I'll let you climb up my dialogue tree anytime.

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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:51 am

Skittles wrote:
Tranced wrote:
You be the Witch, and I'll be the Smoker.

Skittles knows what I mean by that.

I take it you remember that rule 34 pic I showed you...

Yep. Bet you can't Rule 34 Gears of War, though.
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:49 pm

Skittles wrote:
Tranced wrote:
You be the Witch, and I'll be the Smoker.

Skittles knows what I mean by that.

I take it you remember that rule 34 pic I showed you...

OH, GOD.
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:17 pm

I only have one, as I don't use pick-up lines. But I did write it myself.

"are you on a card? Casue you look magic to me."
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:06 pm

Tirin wrote:


OH, GOD.

I lol'd so hard.

Um...

"My epic staff gets +9001 stamina."

I thought of that in 3 seconds.
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:50 am

Skittles wrote:
Tirin wrote:


OH, GOD.

I lol'd so hard.

Um...

"My epic staff gets +9001 stamina."

I thought of that in 3 seconds.

What kind of staff gives fuckin 9001 stamina?

Yeah, I take this very seriously. No caster should ever have a 90k HP boost.
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:57 am

Skittles wrote:
Tirin wrote:


OH, GOD.

I lol'd so hard.

Um...

"My epic staff gets +9001 stamina."

I thought of that in 3 seconds.
IT'S OVER 9000!
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:01 pm

If you have a conversation with someone and find out they are a teacher..

"A teacher huh? Can you teach me my 'abcs'?" Then wink.
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:55 pm

Mysteria Kiito wrote:
If you have a conversation with someone and find out they are a teacher..

"A teacher huh? Can you teach me my 'abcs'?" Then wink.
What's that mean?

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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:35 pm

Dragon-Head wrote:
Mysteria Kiito wrote:
If you have a conversation with someone and find out they are a teacher..

"A teacher huh? Can you teach me my 'abcs'?" Then wink.
What's that mean?

Anything you want it to be. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:18 pm

Mysteria Kiito wrote:
Dragon-Head wrote:
Mysteria Kiito wrote:
If you have a conversation with someone and find out they are a teacher..

"A teacher huh? Can you teach me my 'abcs'?" Then wink.
What's that mean?

Anything you want it to be. Wink

Aren't you married?

HELP! I NEED AN ADULT!

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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:28 pm

Dragon-Head wrote:
HELP! I NEED AN ADULT!

just eat the sweets and get in kiito's car!
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:35 pm

PoohBear wrote:
Dragon-Head wrote:
HELP! I NEED AN ADULT!

just eat the sweets and get in kiito's car!
Strangers give the best Candy.
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PostSubject: Re: Create your own nerdy pick-up line!   Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:03 pm

IL let you feel my light saber.
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