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PostSubject: Signs You Have Grown Up   Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:41 am

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “breakup.”

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog “Science Diet” instead of McDonald’s leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at three in the morning would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A four dollar bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit.”

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”

23. Ninety percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh shit what the hell happened?”
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PostSubject: Re: Signs You Have Grown Up   Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:04 pm

Forge is old, forge is very, very old.
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PostSubject: Re: Signs You Have Grown Up   Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:12 pm

lol 25, when I was pregnant with Eris not very many people congratulated us on LM's side. I think everyone on his side has a phobia of babies after his brother impregnated a couple of girls.
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PostSubject: Re: Signs You Have Grown Up   Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:30 pm

#24) I assume that you don't proceed to drive to the bar, then...
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PostSubject: Re: Signs You Have Grown Up   Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:27 pm

I'm about half way there! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Signs You Have Grown Up   Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:50 pm

Oh dear God, I am old! Quick, I either have to buy a motorcycle or have a baby, and I'm not quite sure which one to do. There were only like, 3 max of those that I don't do -_-()
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PostSubject: Re: Signs You Have Grown Up   Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:49 pm

My, how good it feels to be young!
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PostSubject: Re: Signs You Have Grown Up   Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:33 am

Having a baby will make you even older. Trust me. My breasts are sagging and I feel like I'm 80.
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