DA RULEZ

1. DO NOT POST GOATSE
2. DO NOT POST PORN
3. DO NOT SPELL LIKE AN IMBECILE
4. DO NOT TROLL PEOPLE
5. DO NOT DOUBLE POST
42. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS FORUM IN THE OTHER FORUM. NOT EVEN THROUGH PRIVATE MESSAGES. SERIOUSLY.

That last thing is tremendously important. If this forum is so much as hinted about on the main forum we will get seriously pwnd. Any and everything you say there can and will be monitored (Private messages included) so if you're inviting people (which you probably shouldn't be doing 90% of the time) for the love of Thor do it over MSN/Skype/AIM and all that. Do not invite any moderators or admins there for any reason whatsoever. I don't care if they're your best friend, if you had sex with them, or if you REEEALLY HATE SPIFFY, don't do it.

That said, feel free to screw around here.

Chillin' in my store. Doin' my thing.
When in walks a guy with his dick in a sling, I'm like,
"Holy shit! What happened to you?"
He said,
"How much will you give me for the family jewels?"
I said,
"10 bucks!"
He said,
"No way!"
"10 bucks and a frisbee!"
He said,
"Okay."
So I took his sugar lumps and put them up in a display, then sold them as hackey sacks later that day.

WAT WAT

What is "goatse"?

Ha-ha! Becho, that;'s among the questions you NEVER ask. Lest you want to throw up real bad.